An unpleasant cocktail of pollution, dry weather and too much air conditioning has led to me getting a minor case of dry skin. Whilst not debilitating it’s not ideal, so after a few attempts to find a cure I went for my first visit to the doctor’s surgery in China.
After briefly considering a traditional Chinese medicine (TCM) cure or a visit to the standard Chinese hospital, I decided this wasn’t an ideal opportunity to test my language skills and started looking for one of the Western-style medical centres.
There are an increasing number of these modern facilities spread around Beijing. Since I arrived a new one has been built within walking distance, so mainly due to laziness that was the one I chose.
I arrived and filled out all the necessary forms to register as a patient, then received my membership card. This should have been enough warning – my membership number suggests that they’ve had less than 100 previous patients.
An initial check-up suggested I might have been the first patient they’ve seen over 6 feet tall as the weight scales only went up to 90kgs and the blood pressure cuff would barely have encompassed my wrist. A hurried trip to the stores located an as-yet unused extra-large (or normal sized to me and many Chinese I’m sure) blood pressure strap and the checks continued.
Happily, all the measurements were well within normal ranges and after a cup of tepid water I was sent in to see the English speaking GP. As it transpired ‘English-speaking GP’ means ‘a GP with access to Google Translate’.
Knowing how poor online Chinese translation can be, this was somewhat disconcerting and after describing my symptoms, I awaited Google’s diagnosis.
Bracing myself for ‘Lampshade Turtle Purple’ or ‘amputate legs’ I was somewhat relieved when my condition was diagnosed and translated as ‘dried skin caused by allergies’. I’m sure I’ve seen that on a restaurant menu somewhere…
Satisfied that it wasn’t anything major, I suggested some sort of extra thick moisturiser might be adequate if that’s all it was.
She seemed worried by this, as though it would be admitting that Beijing has a pollution problem, so decided that I should see a specialist, and wouldn’t take no for an answer. The usual specialist was unavailable, so I offered to wait a few days.
Instead they called his boss…
So it was that within a couple of hours the very impressive Ye Ganyun (world-renowned Professor of Dermatology at Peking University; the man who led China’s research against Aids and Leprosy; the leading skincare practitioner in all of Asia; one time chairman of the World Congress of Dermatology and recipient of both the ‘Oriental Son’ and ‘Excellent Party Member’ awards), was summoned to a little surgery in Chaoyang to tell me that yes, what appears to be a case of dry skin caused by pollution and air-conditioning is indeed a case of dry skin caused by pollution and air-conditioning.
Then he politely scolded the GP for wasting his valuable time during which could have getting on with research, and left.
I was given some prescription-only extra thick moisturiser and some over-the-counter steroids.
All this cost was 178rmb in diagnosis and prescription fees and a slight delay to the cure for cancer.
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slather lots of lotion. good brand would be Neutrogena (blue/white bottle Norwegian formula) about 89kuai available at carrefour or watson’s. then use Dove moisturising soap. then drink loads water. good luck with dry skin, everyone’s suffering from it. =
All good advice, thanks – they also suggested eating less spicy food, which I’m not so happy about.
This post is hilarious!! (the writing is hilarious, your experience I am sure, was not)
Jen
Thanks – Don’t let it put you off, the hospitals here seem decent.
If you’re coming as part of a work package you’ll probably use United Family Hospitals or similar, but they’re a bit further away from where I live, so I thought I’d try the new local option.
You made me laugh at the circumstance of your checkup. Although I know it is not easy… Hope your dry skin problem will be cured by moisturizing lotion soon…